LAST WEEK’S CONTEST:

Scientists are working to slow the aging process, raising the possibility that we could someday live to be 150. What’s one reason we should NOT want to live that long?

THE WINNER: We would have to wait until we were 75 to have a midlife crisis
Jonathan Lubow, Randolph, N.J.

SECOND PLACE: Faded, sagging tattoos
Dawn Thaman, Cincinnati

THIRD PLACE: That’s how many election cycles!?
Joseph Smith, Huntersville, N.C.